hillary clinton sunglasses mardi gras, Hillary Clinton, can you please stop getting cooler and cooler? You're making the rest of us look bad.The secretary of state took to the podium at the swearing-in ceremony for her Assistant Secretary of Public Affairs, Mike Hammer, on Thursday night. Everything was business as usual until Sec. Clinton pulled out a mysterious white box. She explained:
"We're also here to celebrate the color purple. And Mike, I was in a real dilemma. I have pantsuits in nearly every color... except purple. And so I've got to get appropriately attired -- as you can see the entire family is appropriately attired -- and thanks to the good work of the PA staff..."
Clinton then put on purple beads, tossed her hair (as she's wont to do), and slipped on some cocktail rings.
But Sec. Clinton wasn't done, adding, "Then, of course, the piece de resistance..." She then pulled out a pair of wild green and purple cat-eye sunglasses and proceeded to walk Hammer through his oaths in full Mardi Gras garb.
Wild shades, popping her collar and drinking wine in a castle? Confidential to Hillary: even though you give us an inferiority complex, please stay awesome.Much was made of Hillary Clinton’s hard-partying stop in Columbia back in April. And now, the Secretary of State continues with her fun-loving ways by donning crazy sunglasses, novelty rings and mardi gras beads during a swearing in ceremony for Secretary for Public Affairs Michael Hammer. Think Bubba approves of his wife’s wild behavior? According to Clinton, she meant to wear purple clothing to the ceremony in honor of Hammer’s favorite color. But when her wardrobe came up short, she decided to improvise.
“I have pant suits in nearly every color except purple. So, I’ve got to get appropriately attired,” she explained, while slipping on beads, rings and an outlandish pair of wing-tipped sunglasses from the Elton John collection.
What do you think the playful politician will do next?
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